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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

(via australiansanta)

50c:

we all sensitive like a clit

(via khal-druggo)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via australiansanta)

seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

(via australiansanta)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via ha-ze)

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

(via scruples)

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(Source: isilence, via scruples)

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via australiansanta)